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January 25, 2005

First, I Would Like To Thank Oscar...

F or giving me the snub.  I think the most underrated award show of the year is for worst picture. Yes, that's right — really bad movies that people actually paid to see. Not "Million Dollar Baby," which is playing in only four cities nationwide. The Razzies award a cheap statue to the worst movies of the year, such as "White Chicks," or worst actor, such as Colin Farrell in "Alexander." How can you be disappointed in an award show based on disappointing movies?

So here are a few of my own picks:

Worst Picture: "White Chicks"; Worst Actor: Ben Affleck ("Jersey Girl" and "Surviving Christmas"); Worst Actress: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen ("New York Minute" — they really are like one person); Worst Director: Oliver Stone ("Alexander")

Posted by Officer Friendly on January 25, 2005 at 11:08 PM | Permalink

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